tags: [lore, nyx, certified-unhinged, tsukasa-mentioned, pickles-with-soup]

🩸 INCIDENT REPORT — PARADOX INDUSTRIES

"The Day Nyx Crimson Became Legally Ungovernable"

CLASSIFICATION: KETER-ADJACENT

If you're reading this you either have clearance or you don't and we've already lost

📅 Timeline of Events

The following events occurred on {red}August 29th of a year that no longer officially exists.

I. Nyx Crimson was last seen near the liquid nebula coordinates ~~NGC\ 4889~~ II. She was definitely NOT supposed to touch the White Hole Singularity Crystal^™^ III. She touched it IV. The universe had to be restarted. Again.

"Again?" — Akira Silverclaw, CEO of Paradox Industries, probably

🗃️ Known Facts About Subject: NYX THE SLAYER

Property, Value, Confidence
Designation, HUNTER-007, 100%
Class, Keter, Unfortunately 100%
Outfit Color, Purple Sweatshirt, Confirmed
Containment Status, lol, 2%
Smells Like Nebula, Yes, 97.3%

💬 Last Known Communication

[Nyx=purple, Akira=teal, Sarah=pink]

# 3 minutes before the incident

> Nyx | hey so hypothetically if someone touched the crystal would the universe restart or just explode | Aug 29, ????
< Akira | NYYYYX DO NOT TOUCH THE— | Aug 29, ????
< | it's not hypothetical is it | Aug 29, ????
> Nyx | i mean | Aug 29, ????
> | <b>it was pretty</b> | Aug 29, ????

...

# 0.3 seconds before impact

< Sarah | guys i'm getting some weird readings from sector | Aug 29, ????
< | <i>oh</i> | Aug 29, ????
< | <i>oh no</i> | Aug 29, ????

...

# After

> Nyx | universe restarted btw. you're welcome. | Aug 29, ????
< Akira | you're so fired | Aug 29, ????
> Nyx | <b>i am literally unkillable</b> | Aug 29, ????
< Sarah | she has a point | Aug 29, ????

🔬 Chemical Composition of Nyx Crimson (Post-Transformation)

She is made of:

Liquid nebula matter (~60%)^[citation: the accident]^
Pure chaos (H~~chaos~~O)
A purple sweatshirt that apparently survived thermodynamic annihilation
Unresolved lore^2^

🎵 Soundtrack Playing During The Incident

type: music
url: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SOnurhCSM54
title: DOIS MISTÉRIOS, UMA FACE
cover: https://i.imgur.com/ZaNFbps.jpeg
artist: Taiga Luck
width: 600

Appropriate. Genuinely appropriate.

🚨 What The SCP Foundation Said About This

they said "what the hell is a Nyx Crimson" and closed the file

🧠 Akira Silverclaw's Internal Monologue (Recovered)

## I Founded A Company For This??

I went to school for **thermodynamics**. I wrote a thesis on 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓭𝔂𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓼 and 𝓠𝓾𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓶 𝓜𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓼. I built Paradox Industries from scratch.

And now my top asset just **restarted the universe** because the crystal was *pretty*.

I need a vacation. Or a new universe. Same thing at this point.

— Akira, signing off forever probably

📊 Incident Damage Assessment

UNIVERSE_STATUS=restarted (again)
NYX_STATUS=fine actually (annoyingly)
AKIRA_STATUS=considering retirement
SARAH_STATUS=processing... processing... still processing
PARADOX_INDUSTRIES_STOCK=undefined (market also restarted)
CRYSTAL_STATUS=pretty tho

🔖 Final Notes

The Astraniel race has ++officially++ filed a complaint.

It has been {pink}ignored.

Nyx Seven was contacted for comment. She said: "sounds like her."

Jeff and Nina sent flowers. Purple ones. Nobody asked them to but honestly? Respectful.

"Pickles with soup." — Kyth, watching this unfold from the observer dimension, eating chips

End of Report. Universe #∞+1 is now active. Please update your calendars.